Cutting the lawn chapter two .
" You cant be serious " , said Puck in a voice of disbelief . He was standing in the enormous back yard that Laura Burnetts owned.
" Huh ? I am SO serious" snapped the woman standing in front of them . Laura Burnett lived in the Burbs - she had a groovy house and was wearing a pink bunny scarf that made Kurt whimper over dramatically (What ? there is nothing wrong with getting a little performance up in here ) . But now looking over the endless grasslands they all wanted to burst into tears . "All of it , within the hour " Laura said menacingly . then she left .
"Yep , lets do this " Quinn revved up the lawnmower and stood staring expectantly at New Directions . "Well ?! What are you waiting for ? she exclaimed .
" Whoa , baby mama cool it ". Puck grabbed the machine from Quinn. He tried to drag it on to the lawn . It would not budge . " Finn , Mike ,Bieber , come help me " . The boys did so .Puck started to mow , Brittany grabbed Whippersnippers , she got to work. Quinn grabbed the hose , Rachel plugged it in so that Quinn could follow Puck , wetting down the grass .
"Okay , if we are gonna do this we do it our way exclaimed Kurt pumping up his Ipod speakers . Lady GaGa's song " Boys ,Boys ,Boys came on ".
"Whoo !!! " Tina and Mercedes cheered ,everyone started to sing along . Quinn attempted to use a hose as a microphone , Brittany did a flip of the fence while Puck tried to use the lawnmower as a guitar . Nobody noticed Sam sneak over to KURT and take his HAND !
" Um , Kurt , I have been thinking , and uh - do you wanna go out with me ? "
"Oh Sam ya know that I am with Blaine" . Sam gave him a look and stalked away.
Thanks to a little help from the music the club was done in just under an hour . Puck hi-fived Quinn and Brittany who had done the main jobs . They cleared out before Laura came back .
" Next stop is - uh ,um, it says Tayler Swift." Rachel stuttered . Oh -em- gee said Finn .
This turned out to be a understatement .
done !!!! next chapter I will try to do a bit more KABLAM! remember , comments keep the Hobbits happy !!!
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
Sunday, May 22, 2011
fanfiction !!!
hello guys , yes I know I haven't been updating but Iv been sick with a cold - NOT FUN :( . anyways lately I have been reading glee fan fiction which is sooooooooooooooooooooooo awesome so I am going to try writing a little bit ! it wont be very good I don't think --- no flames !!!! I started this little bit yesterday and I am not sure about it but whatever . pairings are : fuinn , possible kablam and mentions of pucktana , but all the characters are in it mostly .
Cutting the lawn .
"Ookay, I am tired now,'' said Kurt, grinding the lawn mower to a halt .
"Well we cant stop now'' , replied Finn ," we did promise Mr shue we would raise at least $300 for nationals'' .
It was Sunday and instead of being out with friends or, in Quinn's case, at church, the entire Glee club was busy cutting lawns . They had only done 2 out of 11 but already they were hot , sweaty , and just not happy . Even Santana who wasn't doing anything to help was feeling the strain .
" Urgh , Finn, we could be making out right now '' murmured Quinn . Rachel , who had heard , proceeded to berate them about flaunting their relationship in her face .
By that time Kurt was finally done . Puck checked the list Mr Shue had given them .
" Next it is Ms Laura Burnett , it's my turn to mow , Brits turn to whippersnip and Lucy - oh , sorry Quinn's - turn to hose." Puck smirked . Finn put an arm around his girlfriend , Quinn , who had gone pale . They all hopped into Artie's dad's van or Quinn's mom's car , as they had agreed to chauffeur for the day . Quinn , Finn, Sam , Tina and Mercedes hopped into the car while Rachel , Kurt , Brittany , Santana , Puck and Artie hopped into the van .
okay , so I will leave it there for the minute but will update soon . please review or if you are confused you can just ask me anything about glee . this takes place between born this way and rumours .
Cutting the lawn .
"Ookay, I am tired now,'' said Kurt, grinding the lawn mower to a halt .
"Well we cant stop now'' , replied Finn ," we did promise Mr shue we would raise at least $300 for nationals'' .
It was Sunday and instead of being out with friends or, in Quinn's case, at church, the entire Glee club was busy cutting lawns . They had only done 2 out of 11 but already they were hot , sweaty , and just not happy . Even Santana who wasn't doing anything to help was feeling the strain .
" Urgh , Finn, we could be making out right now '' murmured Quinn . Rachel , who had heard , proceeded to berate them about flaunting their relationship in her face .
By that time Kurt was finally done . Puck checked the list Mr Shue had given them .
" Next it is Ms Laura Burnett , it's my turn to mow , Brits turn to whippersnip and Lucy - oh , sorry Quinn's - turn to hose." Puck smirked . Finn put an arm around his girlfriend , Quinn , who had gone pale . They all hopped into Artie's dad's van or Quinn's mom's car , as they had agreed to chauffeur for the day . Quinn , Finn, Sam , Tina and Mercedes hopped into the car while Rachel , Kurt , Brittany , Santana , Puck and Artie hopped into the van .
okay , so I will leave it there for the minute but will update soon . please review or if you are confused you can just ask me anything about glee . this takes place between born this way and rumours .
Tuesday, May 3, 2011
BOOK REVEW !
DASH AND LILY'S BOOK OF DARES BY RACHEL COHN AND DAVID LEVITHAN BOOK REVIEW
Book clubs can be useful , I would never have read A BRIEF HISTORY OF MONTMARAY or THE WITCH OF BLACK BIRD POND had we not been doing them for book club - neither would I have read this singular book , Dash and Lily's Book of Dares , which is rather like comfort food but in book shape . I'll explain - the story starts in New York at December , Christmas time . You're totally thinking how unoriginal but give me a moment , please . It opens on Dash , a moody teenage boy in a book store thinking about how much he hates Christmas . Then he spots a journal . In a book store . Yes really , its a Moleskine journal ( tut tut tut ) Dash opens it and starts to read , it contains a greeting from a girl and books to find , some of them not pc . Dash is intrigued and finds out her name is Lily and then it begins - a pass the journal game between two 16 year olds, Dash a charmer and Lily who is a misfit , lonely , and still mourning the loss of her gerbil she had when she was 6 . As their dares get more fantastic and wild ( ahem ) various other things start to interrupt their balanced , bookish lives, as in ex- gfs from Spain , boarding schools in Fiji , and being arrested for assumed baby stealing . Um , yeah. I shall end with a rating ...
LANGUAGE : pretty extreme .
LOVE : sexual references and kissing
THEMES : not too bad apart from dead gerbils and cats .
1 TO 5 : yeno , lets stick with play school .
5 TO 8 : NO NO NO NO :(
8 TO 11 : totally , if they are reasonably mature .
TEENS : target audience :)
ADULTS : well my mum liked it !!
So , get reading ! Just make sure there is rice krispy treats nearby ......
Book clubs can be useful , I would never have read A BRIEF HISTORY OF MONTMARAY or THE WITCH OF BLACK BIRD POND had we not been doing them for book club - neither would I have read this singular book , Dash and Lily's Book of Dares , which is rather like comfort food but in book shape . I'll explain - the story starts in New York at December , Christmas time . You're totally thinking how unoriginal but give me a moment , please . It opens on Dash , a moody teenage boy in a book store thinking about how much he hates Christmas . Then he spots a journal . In a book store . Yes really , its a Moleskine journal ( tut tut tut ) Dash opens it and starts to read , it contains a greeting from a girl and books to find , some of them not pc . Dash is intrigued and finds out her name is Lily and then it begins - a pass the journal game between two 16 year olds, Dash a charmer and Lily who is a misfit , lonely , and still mourning the loss of her gerbil she had when she was 6 . As their dares get more fantastic and wild ( ahem ) various other things start to interrupt their balanced , bookish lives, as in ex- gfs from Spain , boarding schools in Fiji , and being arrested for assumed baby stealing . Um , yeah. I shall end with a rating ...
LANGUAGE : pretty extreme .
LOVE : sexual references and kissing
THEMES : not too bad apart from dead gerbils and cats .
1 TO 5 : yeno , lets stick with play school .
5 TO 8 : NO NO NO NO :(
8 TO 11 : totally , if they are reasonably mature .
TEENS : target audience :)
ADULTS : well my mum liked it !!
So , get reading ! Just make sure there is rice krispy treats nearby ......
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
question for you guys !!!!!!!!
First of all - Happy Easter ! I hope you dudes had a good ( make that GREAT ) break , I had had a great time as we were away in Melbourne for a bit then when we came back I was in a Chocolate coma !!! but anyways, my Birthday is coming up and I have NO IDEAS OF WHAT TO DO ! I am soo undecided , so cos you guys are so inventive and imaginitive I just thought you might have some ideas . please , please , please comment - thank you ! would be sooooooo great .
Friday, April 8, 2011
alofs ( a list of FUN stuff :)
my 10 favourite things to DO !!!!!!
1 : ballet class - kinda stereo type , yeah , but it is definitely one of my passions :)
2 : writing - on occasions when I am in the mood .
3 : youth group which me and Lucy go to on Friday nights - it is SUPER FUN
4 : chillaxing with fam - sooooooooooooo cool !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5 : baking with Lucy is totally rad ( and tasty )
6 : reading , especially tolkien .
7 : talking on the phone - you could say it is my unfood related guilty pleasure hee hee
8 : watching glee and merlin Of coarse !!!!
9 : ANY THING TO DO WITH TOLKIEN OR LORD OF THE RINGS !!!:):):)
10 : shopping with friends , family I dont mind !
done ! oh , and just fyi this list was in no particular order :) catch you later .
1 : ballet class - kinda stereo type , yeah , but it is definitely one of my passions :)
2 : writing - on occasions when I am in the mood .
3 : youth group which me and Lucy go to on Friday nights - it is SUPER FUN
4 : chillaxing with fam - sooooooooooooo cool !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5 : baking with Lucy is totally rad ( and tasty )
6 : reading , especially tolkien .
7 : talking on the phone - you could say it is my unfood related guilty pleasure hee hee
8 : watching glee and merlin Of coarse !!!!
9 : ANY THING TO DO WITH TOLKIEN OR LORD OF THE RINGS !!!:):):)
10 : shopping with friends , family I dont mind !
done ! oh , and just fyi this list was in no particular order :) catch you later .
Thursday, March 31, 2011
my day book !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( the second one :)
READING : Tolkien , what else ?!
PLANNING : what to do with the twins at baby sitting , if the goop we make doesn't keep them occupied !
WATCHING : season 2 of glee - it just CAME OUT ON DVD !!!!:):):):):):):):)
LAMENTING: that my best friend wont be at ballet tomorrow :(
THINKING OF : Jessica Alba , season 3 Merlin , shopping sprees , JRR Tolkien
LISTENING TO: Sherlock Holmes ,the hound of the baskervilles
HOPING : that I don't completely mess up my pirouettes to morrow - fingers crossed
SMILING COS : there is not long till Easter, and the movie of THE HOBBIT is finally under way .
FAVOURITE WORDS : turtle , Phoenix European , London .
QUOTE OF THE WEEK : I have , as it were , my own sun and moon and stars , and a little world all to myself . H D THOREAU
PLANNING : what to do with the twins at baby sitting , if the goop we make doesn't keep them occupied !
WATCHING : season 2 of glee - it just CAME OUT ON DVD !!!!:):):):):):):):)
LAMENTING: that my best friend wont be at ballet tomorrow :(
THINKING OF : Jessica Alba , season 3 Merlin , shopping sprees , JRR Tolkien
LISTENING TO: Sherlock Holmes ,the hound of the baskervilles
HOPING : that I don't completely mess up my pirouettes to morrow - fingers crossed
SMILING COS : there is not long till Easter, and the movie of THE HOBBIT is finally under way .
FAVOURITE WORDS : turtle , Phoenix European , London .
QUOTE OF THE WEEK : I have , as it were , my own sun and moon and stars , and a little world all to myself . H D THOREAU
Monday, March 21, 2011
a 1 second post.........
glee is on in 14 minutes this is to exciting !!!!
will they win regionals ? will we see a finchel Reunion ? aghhh !!!!!!!!!
c-a-n-n-o-t- w-a-i-t=!!!
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