I just needed to let you guys know that if you post a comment and I leave a reply it won 't say " posted by Arwen " it will say " posted by Melissa " because I do not have that url/ something . Melissa is my mother ! .
you should totally check out her blog - its at http://throughthewardrobe-musings-melissa .blogspot.com/
Monday, May 30, 2011
Saturday, May 28, 2011
final installment !!!!!!!!!!
cutting the grass chapter 5 .
They went out for Lunch , having done a whole 3 lawns in one morning . Rachel was trying to get back in favour with her fellow club members but her endless list of reasons why she was right and Taylor Swift was wrong did not seem to be doing the trick . as everyone entered the Pizza shop Rachel was on reason n.215
which was ; " What an appalling pair of heels would t you agree , Kurt ? .
" Well , actually said Kurt quietly , they are the most expensive Jimmy choos shoes to date.
"Oh" . Quinn found a Table that would seat all of them and after a quick heated discussion Puck and Sam went to order the Pizzas . " Yum , I have not had Pizza for the longest time " commented Mercedes mournfully .
" Cedes you had some yesterday " Santana reminded her , Brittany and Tina both giggled .
"don't " Rachel began " you think it is shameful the way stars , particularly pop singers use their fame to make other people work day and night for them ?!!!".
Only one person answered as only one person was listening - " Rachel I am totally your biggest fan , meeting Taylor swift will not change that ''.
" Thanks Finn , It is nice to know that I have a friend in you .
" Yeah , hey remember when we watched toy story together and you knew all the words to the song ? .
" Yes , and you cried" ! their intimate moment was broken by Quinn jumping into Finns lap and Santana saying something dirty about Puck .
"HEY Y'ALL PEOPLE " yelled Artie "I smell Pizza !!! "
and indeed Sam and Puck were back with about 7 Pizza box's . there was margarita , Pepperoni , Mushroom , vegetarian , pea , , meat , and Ham and pineapple !! every one was tucking in when Finns phone rang .
" uh , hi Mr shuester " .
" Finn ! I have good news , you guys do not need to cut any more lawns !" .
" Um , why " asked Finn , putting his phone on speaker .
" Well , Sue won the Lotto but cos she rigged it she has to donate the money to a charity of her choice and Figgins made her donate it to us !! " whoohoo ! .
" and " said Finn struggling to keep the emotion out of his voice " when did you find out about this ? .
"last night "
" So , we cut all those lawns for nothing ?"
"You got it right !"
" goodbye , Mr Shuester ".
all done !! hope the final installment was satisfying ! comment , comment , comment . have a great day!!!!!
They went out for Lunch , having done a whole 3 lawns in one morning . Rachel was trying to get back in favour with her fellow club members but her endless list of reasons why she was right and Taylor Swift was wrong did not seem to be doing the trick . as everyone entered the Pizza shop Rachel was on reason n.215
which was ; " What an appalling pair of heels would t you agree , Kurt ? .
" Well , actually said Kurt quietly , they are the most expensive Jimmy choos shoes to date.
"Oh" . Quinn found a Table that would seat all of them and after a quick heated discussion Puck and Sam went to order the Pizzas . " Yum , I have not had Pizza for the longest time " commented Mercedes mournfully .
" Cedes you had some yesterday " Santana reminded her , Brittany and Tina both giggled .
"don't " Rachel began " you think it is shameful the way stars , particularly pop singers use their fame to make other people work day and night for them ?!!!".
Only one person answered as only one person was listening - " Rachel I am totally your biggest fan , meeting Taylor swift will not change that ''.
" Thanks Finn , It is nice to know that I have a friend in you .
" Yeah , hey remember when we watched toy story together and you knew all the words to the song ? .
" Yes , and you cried" ! their intimate moment was broken by Quinn jumping into Finns lap and Santana saying something dirty about Puck .
"HEY Y'ALL PEOPLE " yelled Artie "I smell Pizza !!! "
and indeed Sam and Puck were back with about 7 Pizza box's . there was margarita , Pepperoni , Mushroom , vegetarian , pea , , meat , and Ham and pineapple !! every one was tucking in when Finns phone rang .
" uh , hi Mr shuester " .
" Finn ! I have good news , you guys do not need to cut any more lawns !" .
" Um , why " asked Finn , putting his phone on speaker .
" Well , Sue won the Lotto but cos she rigged it she has to donate the money to a charity of her choice and Figgins made her donate it to us !! " whoohoo ! .
" and " said Finn struggling to keep the emotion out of his voice " when did you find out about this ? .
"last night "
" So , we cut all those lawns for nothing ?"
"You got it right !"
" goodbye , Mr Shuester ".
all done !! hope the final installment was satisfying ! comment , comment , comment . have a great day!!!!!
Wednesday, May 25, 2011
installment 4
cutting the lawn chapter 4.
" You didn't mean to be cynical " ,Rachel repeated , " you didn't mean to be cynical ?! .
"Um , yeah . I am Taylor Swift by the way" , said Taylor Swift good naturedly .
"We ,uh , cut your lawn for you , miss swift ", mumbled Finn awkwardly .
All of the boys were giving the blond in front of them big goofy grins that were making Rachel's blood boil .
" Oh , grow up Finn ! you are getting all excited about meeting her , when you get to sing with me everyday "!!!. Taylor , now looking slightly frightened , approached Rachel . "Urm , I am guessing from your name tag that your name is Rachel ? "
"oh you wish ! I am Rachel berry , soon to be broadway legend . And I can promise you that when I am famous YOU will be cutting MY lawn !!!" the rest of new directions were just standing there , Artie was feeling so embarrassed . His crush was standing in front of him wearing a purple sundress and being yelled at by a 17 year old girl , who came up to her chest . What made it worse was that he was friends with the girl who was yelling :( .
"OK Rachel, sorry you are not having a good day , smiled Taylor Swift , I would have stayed to help but I had A standing appointment with DISNEY , that I could not miss ."
Kurt spoke up " seriously , don't worry about it Taylor , Rachel just forget to take her medication today . Its all good" .
"KURT " yelled Rachel " I can not believe you ! SHE IS TALKING ABOUT DISNEY !!! BROAD WAY ALWAYS TRUMPS DISNEY . DISNEY IS AN EXCUSE FOR" - but whatever it was an excuse for was never found out cos Artie , who could take it no longer wheeled over Rachel's foot . Yes , REALLY . Tina was looking nervous and Brittany looked like she was about to start a monologue about squirrels , Quinn was about to bite Rachel's head of , oh, and Lauren had just offered Taylor Swift some Peanut M n Ms .
" I am allergic to peanuts said Taylor , turning pale , and for the record , she continued , her voice becoming strong , Selena Gomez the Disney star is one of the nicest girls I have ever met !" .
Rachel stopped saying OW , and looked like she was going to respond so Kurt said :" On behalf of all of us it was nice to meet you ,Taylor , urm , I think a hasty retreat is in order "
" Right ", said the popstar , quickly shaking Kurt's hand , " put some ice on her foot " .
half dragging Rachel they all ran out , Artie hastily whispering " your awsome" to Taylor as he wheeled out , he also hi-Fived her . they waited till all of the club was in the car before shouting at Rachel .
there we go !!!! hope rachel was realistic . please comment ! I will update soooon .thanks for reading !
" You didn't mean to be cynical " ,Rachel repeated , " you didn't mean to be cynical ?! .
"Um , yeah . I am Taylor Swift by the way" , said Taylor Swift good naturedly .
"We ,uh , cut your lawn for you , miss swift ", mumbled Finn awkwardly .
All of the boys were giving the blond in front of them big goofy grins that were making Rachel's blood boil .
" Oh , grow up Finn ! you are getting all excited about meeting her , when you get to sing with me everyday "!!!. Taylor , now looking slightly frightened , approached Rachel . "Urm , I am guessing from your name tag that your name is Rachel ? "
"oh you wish ! I am Rachel berry , soon to be broadway legend . And I can promise you that when I am famous YOU will be cutting MY lawn !!!" the rest of new directions were just standing there , Artie was feeling so embarrassed . His crush was standing in front of him wearing a purple sundress and being yelled at by a 17 year old girl , who came up to her chest . What made it worse was that he was friends with the girl who was yelling :( .
"OK Rachel, sorry you are not having a good day , smiled Taylor Swift , I would have stayed to help but I had A standing appointment with DISNEY , that I could not miss ."
Kurt spoke up " seriously , don't worry about it Taylor , Rachel just forget to take her medication today . Its all good" .
"KURT " yelled Rachel " I can not believe you ! SHE IS TALKING ABOUT DISNEY !!! BROAD WAY ALWAYS TRUMPS DISNEY . DISNEY IS AN EXCUSE FOR" - but whatever it was an excuse for was never found out cos Artie , who could take it no longer wheeled over Rachel's foot . Yes , REALLY . Tina was looking nervous and Brittany looked like she was about to start a monologue about squirrels , Quinn was about to bite Rachel's head of , oh, and Lauren had just offered Taylor Swift some Peanut M n Ms .
" I am allergic to peanuts said Taylor , turning pale , and for the record , she continued , her voice becoming strong , Selena Gomez the Disney star is one of the nicest girls I have ever met !" .
Rachel stopped saying OW , and looked like she was going to respond so Kurt said :" On behalf of all of us it was nice to meet you ,Taylor , urm , I think a hasty retreat is in order "
" Right ", said the popstar , quickly shaking Kurt's hand , " put some ice on her foot " .
half dragging Rachel they all ran out , Artie hastily whispering " your awsome" to Taylor as he wheeled out , he also hi-Fived her . they waited till all of the club was in the car before shouting at Rachel .
there we go !!!! hope rachel was realistic . please comment ! I will update soooon .thanks for reading !
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
installment 3 .
Cutting the lawns chapter 3 .
"Um , so do you think it is the ACTUAL Taylor Swift "? asked Tina while they were in the car .
" Don't be silly Tina , she happens to live in LA" , Rachel said perkily "Do you really think she would come down to Ohio just so we could cut her lawn ? " . Nobody replied . Artie would never tell any of his friends this but his celebrity crush was and is one Taylor Swift - he thought his girlfriend Brittany kinda looked like her. He imagined if the Taylor they were going to work for was actully the famous pop star . He would not know what to say .
"You OK Kurt " asked Mercedes in a concerned type of voice , "you seem a little bit down . Kurt sighed "It's only that SAM asked me out , I felt really bad saying no ."
"Whoa , KURT, you serious " ?
"Cedes , don't yell , I don't want to embarrass Sam , he is kinda nice - just do not tell Blaine I said that " . "Yep" , said Mercedes, feeling uncomfortable .
"Uh , looks like we are here " said Finn . They had stopped outside of a motel , a very posh one .
" Oh my god , seriously it can't be " This was Rachel who secretly resented Taylor swift . Quinn's mom's car arrived just then and Puck , Santana , Brittany , Sam , and Lauren tumbled out .
"Wow! " they said in one voice .Someone then cleared his throat behind them so they turned to see a well dressed man .
" Hello , I am the motel's Butler , I work for the guests who stay here. Taylor Swift had to pop out but she will be back soon . I can show you the things you will need to mow ."
"Okay "said Rachel , secretly fuming. The boys were looking goofily happy . Rachel knew how they felt about Taylor . She kinda hoped they would be done before the pop star got back from shopping for Diamonds or whatever she was doing . The lawn was not big , so they quickly got to work . Sam mowed , Mercedes and Rachel Whipper snipped , and Lauren hosed . Rachel was having a FIT .
" Why couldn't she cut her own lawn ? It is as big a handkerchief , why is she in Lima ,Ohio ? Is this even her own house ? No. She should learn to be self sufficient .!"
"Rach, do not have a Hissy fit" muttered Finn ," we are done now anyways ." They started to pack up when suddenly a tall curly haired girl walked in .
" Um , I don't mean to be cynical but you missed a bit" she said .
another chapter finished ! next I will do Rachel meeting Taylor Swift . I kinda like Taylor but she is a little irritating , the whole thing about her being in ohio is a tad unrealistic I know but I wanted to do "Rachel is jealous scenario " . I will update soon . please comment!
"Um , so do you think it is the ACTUAL Taylor Swift "? asked Tina while they were in the car .
" Don't be silly Tina , she happens to live in LA" , Rachel said perkily "Do you really think she would come down to Ohio just so we could cut her lawn ? " . Nobody replied . Artie would never tell any of his friends this but his celebrity crush was and is one Taylor Swift - he thought his girlfriend Brittany kinda looked like her. He imagined if the Taylor they were going to work for was actully the famous pop star . He would not know what to say .
"You OK Kurt " asked Mercedes in a concerned type of voice , "you seem a little bit down . Kurt sighed "It's only that SAM asked me out , I felt really bad saying no ."
"Whoa , KURT, you serious " ?
"Cedes , don't yell , I don't want to embarrass Sam , he is kinda nice - just do not tell Blaine I said that " . "Yep" , said Mercedes, feeling uncomfortable .
"Uh , looks like we are here " said Finn . They had stopped outside of a motel , a very posh one .
" Oh my god , seriously it can't be " This was Rachel who secretly resented Taylor swift . Quinn's mom's car arrived just then and Puck , Santana , Brittany , Sam , and Lauren tumbled out .
"Wow! " they said in one voice .Someone then cleared his throat behind them so they turned to see a well dressed man .
" Hello , I am the motel's Butler , I work for the guests who stay here. Taylor Swift had to pop out but she will be back soon . I can show you the things you will need to mow ."
"Okay "said Rachel , secretly fuming. The boys were looking goofily happy . Rachel knew how they felt about Taylor . She kinda hoped they would be done before the pop star got back from shopping for Diamonds or whatever she was doing . The lawn was not big , so they quickly got to work . Sam mowed , Mercedes and Rachel Whipper snipped , and Lauren hosed . Rachel was having a FIT .
" Why couldn't she cut her own lawn ? It is as big a handkerchief , why is she in Lima ,Ohio ? Is this even her own house ? No. She should learn to be self sufficient .!"
"Rach, do not have a Hissy fit" muttered Finn ," we are done now anyways ." They started to pack up when suddenly a tall curly haired girl walked in .
" Um , I don't mean to be cynical but you missed a bit" she said .
another chapter finished ! next I will do Rachel meeting Taylor Swift . I kinda like Taylor but she is a little irritating , the whole thing about her being in ohio is a tad unrealistic I know but I wanted to do "Rachel is jealous scenario " . I will update soon . please comment!
installment 2 .
Cutting the lawn chapter two .
" You cant be serious " , said Puck in a voice of disbelief . He was standing in the enormous back yard that Laura Burnetts owned.
" Huh ? I am SO serious" snapped the woman standing in front of them . Laura Burnett lived in the Burbs - she had a groovy house and was wearing a pink bunny scarf that made Kurt whimper over dramatically (What ? there is nothing wrong with getting a little performance up in here ) . But now looking over the endless grasslands they all wanted to burst into tears . "All of it , within the hour " Laura said menacingly . then she left .
"Yep , lets do this " Quinn revved up the lawnmower and stood staring expectantly at New Directions . "Well ?! What are you waiting for ? she exclaimed .
" Whoa , baby mama cool it ". Puck grabbed the machine from Quinn. He tried to drag it on to the lawn . It would not budge . " Finn , Mike ,Bieber , come help me " . The boys did so .Puck started to mow , Brittany grabbed Whippersnippers , she got to work. Quinn grabbed the hose , Rachel plugged it in so that Quinn could follow Puck , wetting down the grass .
"Okay , if we are gonna do this we do it our way exclaimed Kurt pumping up his Ipod speakers . Lady GaGa's song " Boys ,Boys ,Boys came on ".
"Whoo !!! " Tina and Mercedes cheered ,everyone started to sing along . Quinn attempted to use a hose as a microphone , Brittany did a flip of the fence while Puck tried to use the lawnmower as a guitar . Nobody noticed Sam sneak over to KURT and take his HAND !
" Um , Kurt , I have been thinking , and uh - do you wanna go out with me ? "
"Oh Sam ya know that I am with Blaine" . Sam gave him a look and stalked away.
Thanks to a little help from the music the club was done in just under an hour . Puck hi-fived Quinn and Brittany who had done the main jobs . They cleared out before Laura came back .
" Next stop is - uh ,um, it says Tayler Swift." Rachel stuttered . Oh -em- gee said Finn .
This turned out to be a understatement .
done !!!! next chapter I will try to do a bit more KABLAM! remember , comments keep the Hobbits happy !!!
" You cant be serious " , said Puck in a voice of disbelief . He was standing in the enormous back yard that Laura Burnetts owned.
" Huh ? I am SO serious" snapped the woman standing in front of them . Laura Burnett lived in the Burbs - she had a groovy house and was wearing a pink bunny scarf that made Kurt whimper over dramatically (What ? there is nothing wrong with getting a little performance up in here ) . But now looking over the endless grasslands they all wanted to burst into tears . "All of it , within the hour " Laura said menacingly . then she left .
"Yep , lets do this " Quinn revved up the lawnmower and stood staring expectantly at New Directions . "Well ?! What are you waiting for ? she exclaimed .
" Whoa , baby mama cool it ". Puck grabbed the machine from Quinn. He tried to drag it on to the lawn . It would not budge . " Finn , Mike ,Bieber , come help me " . The boys did so .Puck started to mow , Brittany grabbed Whippersnippers , she got to work. Quinn grabbed the hose , Rachel plugged it in so that Quinn could follow Puck , wetting down the grass .
"Okay , if we are gonna do this we do it our way exclaimed Kurt pumping up his Ipod speakers . Lady GaGa's song " Boys ,Boys ,Boys came on ".
"Whoo !!! " Tina and Mercedes cheered ,everyone started to sing along . Quinn attempted to use a hose as a microphone , Brittany did a flip of the fence while Puck tried to use the lawnmower as a guitar . Nobody noticed Sam sneak over to KURT and take his HAND !
" Um , Kurt , I have been thinking , and uh - do you wanna go out with me ? "
"Oh Sam ya know that I am with Blaine" . Sam gave him a look and stalked away.
Thanks to a little help from the music the club was done in just under an hour . Puck hi-fived Quinn and Brittany who had done the main jobs . They cleared out before Laura came back .
" Next stop is - uh ,um, it says Tayler Swift." Rachel stuttered . Oh -em- gee said Finn .
This turned out to be a understatement .
done !!!! next chapter I will try to do a bit more KABLAM! remember , comments keep the Hobbits happy !!!
Sunday, May 22, 2011
fanfiction !!!
hello guys , yes I know I haven't been updating but Iv been sick with a cold - NOT FUN :( . anyways lately I have been reading glee fan fiction which is sooooooooooooooooooooooo awesome so I am going to try writing a little bit ! it wont be very good I don't think --- no flames !!!! I started this little bit yesterday and I am not sure about it but whatever . pairings are : fuinn , possible kablam and mentions of pucktana , but all the characters are in it mostly .
Cutting the lawn .
"Ookay, I am tired now,'' said Kurt, grinding the lawn mower to a halt .
"Well we cant stop now'' , replied Finn ," we did promise Mr shue we would raise at least $300 for nationals'' .
It was Sunday and instead of being out with friends or, in Quinn's case, at church, the entire Glee club was busy cutting lawns . They had only done 2 out of 11 but already they were hot , sweaty , and just not happy . Even Santana who wasn't doing anything to help was feeling the strain .
" Urgh , Finn, we could be making out right now '' murmured Quinn . Rachel , who had heard , proceeded to berate them about flaunting their relationship in her face .
By that time Kurt was finally done . Puck checked the list Mr Shue had given them .
" Next it is Ms Laura Burnett , it's my turn to mow , Brits turn to whippersnip and Lucy - oh , sorry Quinn's - turn to hose." Puck smirked . Finn put an arm around his girlfriend , Quinn , who had gone pale . They all hopped into Artie's dad's van or Quinn's mom's car , as they had agreed to chauffeur for the day . Quinn , Finn, Sam , Tina and Mercedes hopped into the car while Rachel , Kurt , Brittany , Santana , Puck and Artie hopped into the van .
okay , so I will leave it there for the minute but will update soon . please review or if you are confused you can just ask me anything about glee . this takes place between born this way and rumours .
Cutting the lawn .
"Ookay, I am tired now,'' said Kurt, grinding the lawn mower to a halt .
"Well we cant stop now'' , replied Finn ," we did promise Mr shue we would raise at least $300 for nationals'' .
It was Sunday and instead of being out with friends or, in Quinn's case, at church, the entire Glee club was busy cutting lawns . They had only done 2 out of 11 but already they were hot , sweaty , and just not happy . Even Santana who wasn't doing anything to help was feeling the strain .
" Urgh , Finn, we could be making out right now '' murmured Quinn . Rachel , who had heard , proceeded to berate them about flaunting their relationship in her face .
By that time Kurt was finally done . Puck checked the list Mr Shue had given them .
" Next it is Ms Laura Burnett , it's my turn to mow , Brits turn to whippersnip and Lucy - oh , sorry Quinn's - turn to hose." Puck smirked . Finn put an arm around his girlfriend , Quinn , who had gone pale . They all hopped into Artie's dad's van or Quinn's mom's car , as they had agreed to chauffeur for the day . Quinn , Finn, Sam , Tina and Mercedes hopped into the car while Rachel , Kurt , Brittany , Santana , Puck and Artie hopped into the van .
okay , so I will leave it there for the minute but will update soon . please review or if you are confused you can just ask me anything about glee . this takes place between born this way and rumours .
Tuesday, May 3, 2011
BOOK REVEW !
DASH AND LILY'S BOOK OF DARES BY RACHEL COHN AND DAVID LEVITHAN BOOK REVIEW
Book clubs can be useful , I would never have read A BRIEF HISTORY OF MONTMARAY or THE WITCH OF BLACK BIRD POND had we not been doing them for book club - neither would I have read this singular book , Dash and Lily's Book of Dares , which is rather like comfort food but in book shape . I'll explain - the story starts in New York at December , Christmas time . You're totally thinking how unoriginal but give me a moment , please . It opens on Dash , a moody teenage boy in a book store thinking about how much he hates Christmas . Then he spots a journal . In a book store . Yes really , its a Moleskine journal ( tut tut tut ) Dash opens it and starts to read , it contains a greeting from a girl and books to find , some of them not pc . Dash is intrigued and finds out her name is Lily and then it begins - a pass the journal game between two 16 year olds, Dash a charmer and Lily who is a misfit , lonely , and still mourning the loss of her gerbil she had when she was 6 . As their dares get more fantastic and wild ( ahem ) various other things start to interrupt their balanced , bookish lives, as in ex- gfs from Spain , boarding schools in Fiji , and being arrested for assumed baby stealing . Um , yeah. I shall end with a rating ...
LANGUAGE : pretty extreme .
LOVE : sexual references and kissing
THEMES : not too bad apart from dead gerbils and cats .
1 TO 5 : yeno , lets stick with play school .
5 TO 8 : NO NO NO NO :(
8 TO 11 : totally , if they are reasonably mature .
TEENS : target audience :)
ADULTS : well my mum liked it !!
So , get reading ! Just make sure there is rice krispy treats nearby ......
Book clubs can be useful , I would never have read A BRIEF HISTORY OF MONTMARAY or THE WITCH OF BLACK BIRD POND had we not been doing them for book club - neither would I have read this singular book , Dash and Lily's Book of Dares , which is rather like comfort food but in book shape . I'll explain - the story starts in New York at December , Christmas time . You're totally thinking how unoriginal but give me a moment , please . It opens on Dash , a moody teenage boy in a book store thinking about how much he hates Christmas . Then he spots a journal . In a book store . Yes really , its a Moleskine journal ( tut tut tut ) Dash opens it and starts to read , it contains a greeting from a girl and books to find , some of them not pc . Dash is intrigued and finds out her name is Lily and then it begins - a pass the journal game between two 16 year olds, Dash a charmer and Lily who is a misfit , lonely , and still mourning the loss of her gerbil she had when she was 6 . As their dares get more fantastic and wild ( ahem ) various other things start to interrupt their balanced , bookish lives, as in ex- gfs from Spain , boarding schools in Fiji , and being arrested for assumed baby stealing . Um , yeah. I shall end with a rating ...
LANGUAGE : pretty extreme .
LOVE : sexual references and kissing
THEMES : not too bad apart from dead gerbils and cats .
1 TO 5 : yeno , lets stick with play school .
5 TO 8 : NO NO NO NO :(
8 TO 11 : totally , if they are reasonably mature .
TEENS : target audience :)
ADULTS : well my mum liked it !!
So , get reading ! Just make sure there is rice krispy treats nearby ......
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